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Suck on this Scammer
I've never heard of Scambaiting before, but I love the idea that someone is expending their time and effort to screw spam scammers. It reminds me of this very poetic expression a girl friend of mine uses on occasion: Don't fuck with the fucker or the fucker will fuck you.
Scamorama - Boing Boing
I went to chem class with your cousins best friend
I feel closer to you already.
6 degrees of separation confirmed - The Daily Galaxy
Technology is bitchin
This is really cool looking.
Super slow motion lightning strike - Gizmodo
Christian the Lion
Someone sent this to me the other day. It's sweet as hell. Although I half suspected the lion was going to fuck those two boys up.
Christian the lion - youtube
Plug in your pickle
Part of me feels bad about poking fun at zealots. The other parts of me make fun of that part. Regardless of the motive I figured it would boil and explode not do that!
Jesus likes 'em crunchy - youtube
Everyone's a Suspect
I've been avoiding writing anything political lately. It just ends up making me angry, and in the end, is like shouting at a hurricane. This, however, is so absurd that I can at least find the humor in it. It will be funny right up until I know someone with their name on the list.
Terroist Watch List hits one million - Huffington Post
Terrorist Watch List Hits One Million Names - ACLU
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